Drink Beer Until You Believe in Sasquatch

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May 022017
 

Drink ‘Till You Believe – Engraved Beer Glass

There are several ways to come to believe that sasquatches are real.  Of course, the fastest way is to see one with your own eyes.  Another way, though long and labor-intensive, is to become well educated on the subject, its history, and the available evidence.  Another way, one that is the “lazy-person’s-quick-and-easy-way” would be to drink beer until you believe.  This might be one of the more fun ways as well.  

If the latter of the above methods is the one that most appeals to you, there is a product that guides you to your goal, whether it be believing in bigfoot or drinking a lot of beer.  Pictured above is the Drink ‘Till You Believe Engraved Beer Glass, complete with permanently etched markings to let you know where you are on the “I believe” gradient.  Drink a little and you stay a skeptic.  A bit more leads you to the “on the fence” mark.  Towards the end of your glass, you believe.  Finally, when you finish the delicious beverage, you actually see one (or so it says at the bottom of the glass, like the happy face on the bottom of a child’s oatmeal bowl).  

I guess the downside of this product is that when you wake up after an intensive night of using this glass for bigfooting, you might not believe anymore.  More likely, you won’t want to have anything to do with sasquatches again because of the hangover. (To save face, just tell your friends that you’ve been zapped and the bigfoot psychically damaged your brain.)  

You probably know a beer-loving bigfooter.  We can be notoriously difficult to buy for, being the eccentric folk we are.  This gift might be just what they’ve always wanted but didn’t know existed. Click here or on the picture above to order one right now!  

For whatever it’s worth, though I love beer, I strongly recommend that you become a bigfoot believer through the method of become well-educated in the subject, its history, and the available evidence.  You can still enjoy a beer while reading bigfoot books, though!  

 

Sasquatch Multi Tool

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Mar 252017
 

Sasquatch Multi Tool

 Being a fan of all things sasquatch, as well as cool gadgets and tools, I had to tell you all about this little gem.  While I wouldn’t want this to be my only multi tool in a survival situation (I prefer a good bushcraft knife), it would serve you well in most other camping situations.  

This bigfoot tool contains the following uses, though the creative (or hard-pressed) could figure out several others, I’m sure:

  • A – Hex wrenches.
  • B – Bottle opener.
  • C – Cord cuter.
  • D – 1″ Ruler. E – Flathead screwdriver.
  • F – Phillips head screwdriver.
  • G – Butterfly wrench. H – Can opener

Click the following link or the photo above to order your own Sasquatch Multi-Tool before you need it next!

“Gone Squatchin'” Hats

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Jan 092017
 

Gone Squatchin’ Unisex-Adult Trucker Hat -One-Size Green/White

While I have my own line of merchandise that I like to wear and/or use, I do get asked for these Gone Squatchin’ trucker hats kind of a lot.  The above link leads you to an outside site where these can be purchased, and according to the link, one size fits all.  

If they can make Bobo look suave and debonair, why not you?

Creatureplicas for Squatchmas!

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Dec 132016
 

Making perfect Squatchmas gifts for the cryptozoologist in the family, Creatureplica‘s articulated action figures are now on sale for the holiday season.  All models are priced $40 and under, and between now and Friday the shipping is FREE!  This window of free shipping enables the gift to arrive safely by Squatchmas Eve.

These sculpted masterpieces are by far the best bigfoot, yeti, sasquatch, & other(s) reproductions ever made!  It’s a stretch to even refer to them as toys rather than art, but any kid under 90 years of age will love playing with them. 
 
Models now available:
North American Sasquatch
Himalayan Yeti
HorrorHound
Louisiana Rougarou
The Silverback (very limited)
The Skookum
The Ghost Wolf

To browse Creatureplica‘s selection and order today, check out their website by clicking here.  I have seen these creations sell for much higher prices than these (but never with free shipping), so don’t wait too long to order yours.  

To see more models, click this link!

Dec 102013
 

I’ve always thought that maybe Starbucks wasn’t squatchy enough, and now I know for sure.  A new company from the Oregon Coast has produced some joe that can keep me up all night bigfooting, and they have an appropriate name to boot.

The Bigfoot Coffee Company has a Facebook page and is requesting that you go there and “like” it.  Check back often for updates and news about distribution of their coffee.  A pound of Bigfoot Coffee would make an excellent gift for the bigfooter on your Squatchmas list!

Jan 302013
 

As you can probably imagine, working on the road nine or ten months a year almost exclusively doing bigfooting can really throw one’s life a little out of balance. I do so much more than just bigfoot stuff, or at least I used to… When I get a chance to do any of my non-bigfooting hobbies, I grab the opportunity to escape my bigfoot bubble for a few minutes.

I was recently in Orlando, FL doing a speaking engagement for FLIR, so on my day off I called an old friend who recently moved to the area from the Pacific Northwest. His name is Darrin, and he was my manager at Angler’s Tackle Box, my very first job back in 1986 in Seal Beach, CA.

Darrin now works for American Tackle, the second largest fishing rod component supplier in the world, so any chance to hang with my buddy is a chance to do some fishing. Florida is renown for its fishing, so I knew I was in for a treat.

Below is the article Darrin published in his blog about our morning spent together:

Cliff Barackman kayak fishing in Mosquito Lagoon, FL.

The MicroWave interest ranges far and wide. Cliff Barackman from Animal Planet’s hit TV show, “Finding Big Foot” spent time in Florida’s Mosquito Lagoon “finding red fish.”

Cliff, an angler and custom rod builder, heard about the MicroWave Line Control System and wanted to experience it for himself. In between location shoots he arranged a meeting at American Tackle’s FL headquarters and was hosted to MWG testing in the field for red drum.

Cliff is an accomplished musician and teacher by trade but has also been a dedicated Sasquatch field researcher for the past two decades. Known throughout the Sasquatch scientific community for his extended expeditions, he’s been known to spend over 200 days a year in the field. Over the years he has managed to gather data supporting the hypothesis that Sasquatches are an undiscovered species of great ape that walks bipedal-ly and lives in North America. His adventures found him participating in several TV shows, attracting Discovery-Animal Planet’s attention leading to his current role in that channel’s 3rd highest rated TV show to date. Though finding and documenting data is a goal of Cliff’s research, it is not the primary goal. The process of bigfooting is plain fun!

Cliff with a decent red drum. They get a lot bigger than this!

Click here to read the rest of the article.

Nov 172012
 

Maybe it’s time to start thinking about a certain little bigfooter on your Xmas list.  There are some good gift ideas around, but few are as cool (or as bigfooty) as the Sasqwatch Watch.  Perhaps this would make a nice (and inexpensive) stocking stuffer?  Click here to get your own.

And for those cynics out there: No, I do not get a piece of any sales for this timepiece (though for the sake of full disclosure, the manufacturer gave me a free one over a year ago).  I just think they’re cute and bigfooty.

Jan 052011
 

Attention bigfooting fashionistas!  Graphic artist and friend of the ‘squatch, Scott Minton, has produced a new line of tee shirts for your enjoyment under the name “Handmade by Machine,” and clearly they’re some of the coolest bigfoot shirts available.  Check out his online shop by clicking here!  He even uses my name in the description of one of his designs!

He has other designs available that have nothing to do with the ‘squatch, just in case you’re into that.  I guess some people might be…