There are several ways to come to believe that sasquatches are real. Of course, the fastest way is to see one with your own eyes. Another way, though long and labor-intensive, is to become well educated on the subject, its history, and the available evidence. Another way, one that is the “lazy-person’s-quick-and-easy-way” would be to drink beer until you believe. This might be one of the more fun ways as well.
If the latter of the above methods is the one that most appeals to you, there is a product that guides you to your goal, whether it be believing in bigfoot or drinking a lot of beer. Pictured above is the Drink ‘Till You Believe Engraved Beer Glass, complete with permanently etched markings to let you know where you are on the “I believe” gradient. Drink a little and you stay a skeptic. A bit more leads you to the “on the fence” mark. Towards the end of your glass, you believe. Finally, when you finish the delicious beverage, you actually see one (or so it says at the bottom of the glass, like the happy face on the bottom of a child’s oatmeal bowl).
I guess the downside of this product is that when you wake up after an intensive night of using this glass for bigfooting, you might not believe anymore. More likely, you won’t want to have anything to do with sasquatches again because of the hangover. (To save face, just tell your friends that you’ve been zapped and the bigfoot psychically damaged your brain.)
You probably know a beer-loving bigfooter. We can be notoriously difficult to buy for, being the eccentric folk we are. This gift might be just what they’ve always wanted but didn’t know existed. Click here or on the picture above to order one right now!
For whatever it’s worth, though I love beer, I strongly recommend that you become a bigfoot believer through the method of become well-educated in the subject, its history, and the available evidence. You can still enjoy a beer while reading bigfoot books, though!