In case you’re feeling a little down from not having been in the woods for a while, here’s a light hearted little ditty for you.
To me, Ewoks have always been diminuative bigfoots. I’m sure that was probably the impression you got when you saw The Return of the Jedi for the first time.
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Like real bigfoots, they live in Northern California’s redwood forests.
They’re hair-covered bipeds, just smaller than their squatchy Earthling cousins.
I hear Ewoks taste like wookiee. I think there’s something wrong about knowing what sasquatches taste like, but Ewoks, I’m okay with.
So, having made the necessary connection, enjoy the featured presentation: